{"title":"Uncle Skunk's","description":"\u003csection id=\"shopify-section-template--19821047021621__intro\" class=\"shopify-section section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"isolate\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text content-container color-scheme-aad0b25f-7b70-4e45-abb6-0b53b2ee100a gradient rich-text--full-width content-container--full-width section-template--19821047021621__intro-padding\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text__wrapper rich-text__wrapper--center page-width\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text__blocks center\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text__text rte\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWalk down any cannabis beverage aisle in America and you'll spot the problem instantly. Weak seltzers. Watery fizz. Ten versions of \"lime essence\" pretending to be flavor. Doses so small they barely count. Somewhere along the way, cannabis drinks got polite, quiet, and afraid to actually get anyone high.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the loudest, boldest, rowdiest cannabis beverage brand in the country. Built for people who expect their drinks to hit as hard as their smoke. No spa vibes. No whisper-dose wellness nonsense. Just full flavor, real potency, and a personality that refuses to blend in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection id=\"shopify-section-template--19821047021621__legend\" class=\"shopify-section section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"isolate\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text content-container color-scheme-aad0b25f-7b70-4e45-abb6-0b53b2ee100a gradient rich-text--full-width content-container--full-width section-template--19821047021621__legend-padding\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text__wrapper rich-text__wrapper--center page-width\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text__blocks center\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"rich-text__heading rte inline-richtext h1\"\u003eThe Legend In Every Can\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rich-text__text rte\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe story starts long before the first can rolled off the line. His grandpappy ran shine during Prohibition. His father smuggled grass and hash across borders in the '60s, blazing trails for a generation of rebels. Today Uncle Skunks keeps the family torch burning with a new kind of contraband. Only now it's cold, carbonated, and stacked in coolers from coast to coast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"uncle-skunks-100mg-d9-chronic-craft-soda","title":"Uncle Skunks - 100mg D9 Chronic Craft Soda","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eHemp Derived Delta-9 infused craft sodas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWARNINGS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eKeep out of reach of children.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eFor ages 21+ only.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003ePlease consult a physician before use if taking medication, pregnant, or are breastfeeding.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eThe Food and Drug Administration is not reviewing the statements made regarding these products. The efficacy of these products has not been confirmed by FDA-approved research. In addition, these products purpose is not to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. All information presented here is not meant as a substitute for, or alternative to, information from health care practitioners. Please consult your health care professional about potential interactions or other possible complications before using any product.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eDo not drive or operate heavy machinery while using this product.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eOur hemp-derived products are legal according to federal law and many state laws. Pinnacle Essentials retains the right to not ship to any states or territories where local laws conflict with the 2018 Farm Bill. Pinnacle Essentials is not responsible for knowing whether this product is legal in your state or territory and you assume full responsibility for all parts pertaining to your purchase.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eProducts contain a total Delta-9 THC concentration that does not exceed 0.3% on a dry-weight basis.\u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003ePinnacle Essentials is a leading health and wellness company specializing in CBD and THC supplements. As a leading retailer of Hemp Based products, Pinnacle Essentials offers edibles, smokables, tinctures, and top quality THCA Flower. Pinnacle Essentials has locations in Central Texas including Cedar Park, Texas, Georgetown, Texas and Liberty Hill, Texas. For customers outside of the Austin, Texas area Pinnacle-Essentials.com offers a full line of CBD, THC and THCA products for shipment inside the United States, where allowed by state law. \u003c\/i\u003e \u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Uncle Skunks","offers":[{"title":"Bourbon Cream","offer_id":45985865498782,"sku":"721678995893","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cherry Cola","offer_id":45985865531550,"sku":"721678996357","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Cola","offer_id":45985865564318,"sku":"721678996319","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dr. Pepe","offer_id":45985865597086,"sku":"721678995886","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grape","offer_id":45985865629854,"sku":"721678995930","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lemon - Lime","offer_id":45985865662622,"sku":"721678995923","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange","offer_id":45985865695390,"sku":"721678995916","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Root Beer","offer_id":45985865728158,"sku":"721678995909","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/7498\/7934\/files\/Uncle-Skunk---Chronic-Craft-Soda.png?v=1758053431"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/7498\/7934\/collections\/Avaliable-Flavors.webp?v=1787157299","url":"https:\/\/pinnacle-essentials.com\/collections\/uncle-skunks.oembed","provider":"Pinnacle Essentials","version":"1.0","type":"link"}